luni, noiembrie 05, 2007

destul de tari





10 comentarii:

Sandra spunea...

misto!

andrei1205@yahoo.com spunea...

normal ca sunt misto.......io le-am pus ca sa fie misto....v-am zis de mii de ori...... parafrazand colegii de mai jos I must say

I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my choice
is. I'm the one who posts it, I
know how fuckin' good it is.

Originalul aici:

Three men are standing in Jimmie's kitchen, each with a mug of coffee. Jules, Vincent and JIMMIE DIMMICK, a young man in his
late-20s dressed in a bathrobe.

JULES
Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit. Me an' Vincent woulda been satisfied with
freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You
spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on
us. What flavor is this?

JIMMIE
Knock it off, Julie.
JULES
What?
JIMMIE
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
is. I'm the one who buys it, I
know how fuckin' good it is. When
Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys
shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
wanna taste it. But what's on my
mind at this moment isn't the
coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
nigger in my garage.
JULES
Jimmie

JIMMIE
I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead nigger
storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him
JIMMIE
answer to question. Did you see
a sign out in front of my house
that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

JULES
(playing along) Naw man, I didn't.

JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that
sign?

JULES
Why?

JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't
my fuckin' business!

Sandra spunea...

Vad ca problemele cu capul mai persista!

andrei1205@yahoo.com spunea...

dada......totul se ridica la mansarda, depinde si de zi....azi martea am muncit juma de ora de azi dimineata, parca m-am tampit

Sandra spunea...

esti tu cumva acela Andrei cu nume de pasare rara sau ma insel?

andrei1205@yahoo.com spunea...

da tu cine plm esti de intri cu vaporu'n lucerna p'acilea?

Sandra spunea...

fara plm te rog ca sunt sensibila la corazon!

Unknown spunea...

nu, nu, e opusul lui, e yangu' yinului

andrei1205@yahoo.com spunea...

andrei cu nume de pasare rara este http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7169/2941/1600/DSCN3721.0.jpg
si
1. are cele mai misto picioare de pasare male bird ever, buze de barza tot tacamul
2. am mancat cu el la varice acu vreo ora si pot confirma ca miroase a parafina, desi ceasul casio de la mana nu se potriveste cu picioru' cam mic
3. este febletzea lu stimabilul netratabil care face ravagii dimineata, nici mahmureala nu mai e ce era pe vremuri

andrei1205@yahoo.com spunea...

si faceti diferenta dintre alb si negru, ti-am zis ... de cate ori

http://ordinea-noua.blogspot.com/2007/11/in-atentia-poporului-italian-si-nu.html